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# i did an arts .. kind of.

snake/forbidden fruit blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# the B is for bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Nice to see you giving some love to Gordon Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
# lolrofl obvious response is obvious
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# How is old one eye doing these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Not too busy. He's actually recently taken up crochet
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Hmm! Half an hour passes...
Seems no one cares enough to know, or to put his name into Google and find out!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# This is a helpful reminder as to why I don't eat food that's supposed to be healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# You have a latent fear of two headed snakes hiding in anything with less than 2% fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Funny that
I have a fear of eating two-headed snakes because of their frankly outrageous levels of cholesterol. And fangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# And the tooth-endangering crunchiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Actually it's that bit that I savor
it helps me overcome my fear of heart-disease and venom; keeping coming back for more snake and kidney pie every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)
#
*titters*
Oh, you are offal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# That's udder tripe!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah, I'll liver to regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I was going to come up with another offal-based pun
but I kidney be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Faggot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29

Didn't really feel like I could just leave that one hanging there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# There's no fucking need for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# hope the above linky disperses any confuddlement that may have occured
bit risqué I know
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)
# It's the food of the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:26, archived)
# i did an arts to :D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Russian Futurist Blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# I quite liked their 2nd LP.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Well over-rated
The side-project/concept album "Fetus Eater Peter" shat all over it in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# It certainly had its moments.
But passages of "LOOK AT MY GAPING RINGPIECE! NO, DON'T LOOK AWAY, KEEP LOOKING!" had a certain ethereal beauty to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Is that a divining snake?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)