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# Yes.
Get off your face.
I'm about to watch Four Lions, spk'tcha later on.
By which time I'll be absolutely fucking ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# this is why i'm glad
i can see the shop that sells the cheap booze from my front door.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# A shop near me recently changed its name
it actually used to be called 'Cheap Booze'. Seriously.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# What's it called now,
Tramps delight?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# 'Beer & Wine'
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Oooooh gone up market,
Classy.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Yeah.
Dead classy. They sell the same stuff, just less cheap now.

I expect someone got caught bringing the van laods of dodgy duty frees back from Calais, hee hee!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# bringing it back is fine
drinking a full bottle of malibu on the first night of the holiday and puking in your still full suitcase isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Eeeeew!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# spending the second day of your holiday
terribly hungover and washing chunks out of your best dress sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# yuk.
never managed to throw up on one of my favourite dresses, fortunately.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# you've obviously never been on holiday with me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# i think you're right
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# trust me
if you had, you'd remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# this place should be
for a corner shop, they've got some fantastic deals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# There's a story discussed in a Vonnegut novel
where all the street names are descriptively accurate... for instance Skid Row. I always thought that was a good idea.
For the record, I'm writing this from my Condo on Dismal Suburban Boulevard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# my street has a greek name
despite there not being a kebab house for at least half a mile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# There is a place in Reading/Berkshire
called Smelly Alley. It does have a Fish market at one end though.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_End
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 1:15, archived)