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# Either
All that photoshopping made me hungry
(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# you have it open, don't you spill on floor
Mayonnaise? you want dick sauce on it?
(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# i'm pretty sure dick sauce would be mandatory
(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I make sure they put plenty of dick sauce on it
(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I used to teach English to a kebab shop employee
It didn't matter how any times I drilled the use of the verb 'to be', he would invariably introduce himself to people as "I am kebab shop". Became a meme between us teachers in the end (in a loving way)
(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)