'ning board, what's up? I just saw a naked bum at 90 degrees to a tree on the way home, that was clearly not defecating. I'm sooo London.
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:32,
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Tell us more about these non defacating trees.
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:38,
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Twas mighty strange...
just a woman bent over, arms outstretched against the tree trunk with her trousers and undercrackers round her ankles. No noise, communication or anything really seemed to be happening, just one of those 'oh, am I really seeing that? Why yes, it appears I am' moments....
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:42,
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maybe her man was getting a running start
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:43,
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Smashing the back doors in?
Was a Very long run up if so...
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:45,
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he may have felt inadequate
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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Not cold enough.
It is spring you know!
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49,
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she may have had a bad case of the farts
and was afraid of sharting her dress up.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:50,
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This is the most likely cause.
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:52,
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i know how she feels
this place stinks like sprouts
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:53,
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/talk left the door open again
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:30,
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arf!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:56,
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(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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Some sort of ritual I should think,
Maybe tree huggering or she buggering, who knows?
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:45,
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ahahahaha
i remember when i was walking home from the local with my gf and walked round a corner and there was a couple going at it and i've never seen such panic and shuffling off with pants around ankles. hahaha was so funny