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# I was always sad when one of the friendly 'aliens' had to die because a Skeksis had died.
Something poinient about that I always thought.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# ah, the mystics
like a cross between yoda and a lizard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# that's the chaps!
(*amazing* soundtrack as well. well worth a listen if you haven't recently).
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# watched it a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
#
The mystics and the skeksis were one entity divided by the shattering of the dark crystal. So when the mystics (lib-dems) and the skeksis (tories) were united by the insertion of the crystal shard (hung parliament), they were joined (coalition) by the gelflings (plebs). The castle fell down and light shone out of their arses. The End.
(darkwavepunk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# well now you've ruined it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
#
I could have claimed that the Garthim were Labour Trade Unionists...
(darkwavepunk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# now you're just being silly
EDIT: THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)