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# Dirty little people!
As these are technically railway modelling figures this post leaves plenty of room for 'I'm so Hornby' jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Please tell me she's HO scale....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah, but knowing pr0n stars
his schlong is probably S scale...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:50, archived)
# I wonder if Father Christmas is HOHOHO scale?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# wow
do you make these figures?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
# No, I saw these naughty desk shagging ones in a model shop.
Convinced I'd be served by a spotty youth, happy to supply me with miniature porn but no.
Crushingly I was served by the most beautiful girl in the world who proceeded to look at me as if I were some clammy fisted pervert. Great.

I reckon I could do a bit more with the composition though.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Does this make you The Fat Controller?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:52, archived)
# It would
make a change from pulling wagons.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# A bloke fucking a woman on a desk WHICH IS ON A DESK.
Mindblowing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)