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# there is no god
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# I couldn't agree more
but on the other hand there is music, whisky, and polymer clay.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# how can you say that there is no god
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:43, archived)
# ha!
I predict imminent disaster when the dancer discovers none of those cheapskates has any dollar bills.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# what's the worse that can happen
she kills jesus, he's already dead :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# shes a giant she could crush them all
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Crushed by giant boobs is there any better way to die?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Quietly in your sleep after having lived a happy, full life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:54, archived)
# crushed by massive boobs
after a full and happy life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# For God did not call us to be impure, but to live a holy life.
1 Thessalonians 4:7

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:00, archived)
# “If any man come to me, and not hate his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sister, yet, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple” (Luke 14:26)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:03, archived)
# going to church and drowning by baptism
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Actually yeah
that or being reversed over by an ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# wasn't it Adam Faith that died making love to a 26 year old
*by making love I mean tied to a bed with her riding him*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:58, archived)
# In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
Romans 1:27
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)
# "your all gay" Judas 6 - 24
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# that ol time religun
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# line me up my 30 pieces of silver and just watch my sell the messiah
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:12, archived)
# god is in the machine
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)
# did you just quote Brian Warner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Aristotle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:53, archived)
# ok my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:55, archived)
# bing bong beep
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# TAPE LOAD ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# ROWR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Do not lust in your heart after her beauty or let her captivate you with her eyes
Proverbs 6:25

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:02, archived)
# If brothers are living together and one of them dies without a son, his widow must not marry outside the family. Her husband’s brother shall take her and marry her and fulfill the duty of a brother-in-law to her.
Deuteronomy 25 - 5
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:04, archived)
# yeah Onan was supposed to do that but he let his seed fall to the stoney ground and so god killed him right there on the spot.
www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/er_and_onan/gn38_09.html
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# And Jesus said unto them, "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to younder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you."

Romans 1:17
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)
# And they said back to Jesus "we seriously can't move a mountain"
Romans 1:18
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:09, archived)
# I can move move move any mountain - The Shamen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# E's are good
Fantasia: 2nd Chapter
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:22, archived)
# 'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
# MOMMY IM SCARED
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)
# I HOPE YOU ARE! GO BACK TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:16, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# CANDLES? CANDLES! :D
Edit: Awww! Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)
# CANDLES
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# YES! CANDLES!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candle
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# why, oh why did i think that would be anything else?
and why did i click it anyway I KNOW WHAT A FUCKIN CANDLE IS, i don't need wilkipedia to tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
# HAHAHAH! :D
The Wikipedia/Deagostini trap - works every time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
# *brings forth the spork ov doom*
to have some of that caked horse with

El candleleros muchachos, señor!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# R2D2 where are you?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)