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[challenge entry] Sneetches

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Arf!
and then I thought:

Except in Nazi Germany.
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# I reckon Dr Seuss was against genocide. What with being Jewish himself.
Have you not read the Sneetches? Fucking masterpiece. Which I've just crudely detourned.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# I see.
Walking on the beaches looking at the Sneetches.

Sorry.

Edit: Although you do get to spend the rest of your day with The Stranglers.
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# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)
# He did a lot of anti-Axis propaganda cartoons
orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/Frame.htm
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 8:04, archived)
# So, would the AV be Sylvester McMonkey McBean?
Despite who you vote for you don't actually know who you're voting for
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Whatever you do, the fucking spiv wins.
In the Sneetches' case, Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:40, archived)
# it's always going to be the case, regardless of what system is used
edit - i realise that's pretty much excatly what you said :/

My wife took the Mertle the Turtle book as a teachihng aid for class this week.

She teaches international security and politics :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:59, archived)
# She's right to do so.
Seuss is a superb Trojan horse for communicating complex ideas to people who don't really want to hear complex ideas.
He's utterly on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 4:05, archived)
# you're absolutely right
and nicely put
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Here, have another G 'n' T, old chap
*clinx*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 4:49, archived)
# lovely, don't mind if i do
*surreptitiously swaps GnT for a bourbon*

lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Down the hatch!
*tips G 'n' T into pot plant, cracks open the Wild Turkey instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 5:09, archived)
# *offers cuban*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 5:24, archived)
# *Realises sea tramp's fallen into a drunken stupor. Pinches wallet and scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Is this
from "The Twat in the Hat"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)