Well, Moira once went out with Des Lynamnot sure if that's enough to put you off men for life, though.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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Pat's moustache is better
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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