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# Cute little bugger, ain't he?
In 1885, the Queen commissioned the Staffordshire Ostrich Cavalry who saw extensive action in India and then in the Boer War. Little now is known of them, barring this one photo, discovered at the bottom of a locked chest owned by one Montague Mallard Esq following his death from consumption.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Ostriches are mental
especially when fighting for their country
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I wouldn't mess with one
Daftest move the army ever made, disbanding the regiment. They'd have stormed the German trenches within hours of the war being declared.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I bet he just buried his head in the sand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# they don't do that
/popular misconception blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Not when you arm them with rifles they don't
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# It could happen.
www.ostrichheadinsand.com/images/ostrich_head_in_sand.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)
# that one's on holiday
they're all business when they want to be
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I can't stop laughing at this...
digiscape.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/head-in-sand.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
he's presenting
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# with the power of photoshop yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I think I'll go look at Wonder Woman pics instead.
*edit*found one! (NSFW)...woooo hoooo!
rekotrill.com/wp-content/gallery/wonder-women/wonder-woman-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)
# ( . ) ( . )
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)
# \ | | /
(.)(.) ______Big Saggy Boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Just don't let Archie Duke shoot one when he gets hungry. Might start a war.
P.S. Happytoats' colour wheel down there is driving me nuts now as I have vaguely submerged memories bobbing to the surface of some weighty kid's toy or puzzle from the past with hexagonal or triangular facets in red, yellow and blue.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)
# "....following the death of his consumption"
hahaha, that makes it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)