Wearing that much nylon he'll call down more lightning than Thor.Smack-bang on top of his mahoosive heed.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:58,
archived)
And down his lightning cockductor.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:10,
archived)