Could always add some quick and dirty TOAP!

I'm sorry, I have a cold... and a dislike of Audis
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits,
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:47,
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i concur
they are little more than a designer handbag
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:50,
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Had one ages ago when Audi drivers
were known for manners, opposite to BMW really
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:54,
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I enjoy both your joke and your font matching algorithm :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:04,
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