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# Sorry if I've missed the boat on this one...

Goatse fan in the audi marketing department perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# missed the boat?
mate, you didn't even make it to the marina
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is your finest hour my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# i'm not in the most forgiving of moods today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
Is it possible to FP a comment?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# It has happened once I believe, long ago.
Regardless, I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Oh, then I feel less odd for doing so =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I think that happened yeears ago!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
oh Howard!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# ROFL
{insert message here}
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# fucking hell..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# you make the tea
i'll bring the kitkats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I've got Stella
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwww
nasty shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# wasnt offering yoy none!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# fine! be like that!
*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# oh have a G&T - luv ya!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# *dons obligatory white vest uniform*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# looks goood!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Would you prefer it if I wore something on the bottom half as well?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# nah just come as you are
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Is Audi having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# HA HA HA< Die Englanders have made ze joke, noch ja?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Oh fuck no
Cue massive slew of 'fail' gifs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# That JCDecaux must be worth an absolute fortune


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# dude, srsly?
WTF :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# What in the name of brass fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# fear inducing toy advert
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# FEAR!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# gnnnnnnnnnn
why are dolls so fucking scary?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# they're only truly scary
if they're made of porcelain.


and have teeth.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# yep
Barbarella
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
that's one of the scariest things i've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)
# It's a good thing you can't view the YouTube clip then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# i'm so glad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
Well I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# shitting mary!
that'd be a blow-job to remember...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Where do i get
one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Ilikethis:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I think I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Too cute =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# You've seen the fairies in my garden too, hmm?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:31, archived)
# \o/\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# now thats what I call broadband
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# thought as much...
you brothers are current...
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# All time his ass?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha...where can I buy a ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF! (the advert, not necessarily you)
jesus fucking christ how many times do we have to see this, it's been at least a dozen now here and on links
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10389708
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Wonder if we can get Rob
to put a sticky about it at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# sticky.
*childish laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# i prefer the bmw/tubgirl mashup
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)
# i am not familiar with that
but it sounds sexy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Sorry to be a pain...
...it's pretty funny though
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# At least you took the abuse like a man.
Next time,before you post, check every single post ever made on b3ta ever, and you'll be able to avoid this kind of public humiliation.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Yeah, my bad
I got too excited. I just wanted everyone to know about this new audi.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Well, christmas is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Could always add some quick and dirty TOAP!


I'm sorry, I have a cold... and a dislike of Audis
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i concur
they are little more than a designer handbag
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Had one ages ago when Audi drivers
were known for manners, opposite to BMW really
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# I enjoy both your joke and your font matching algorithm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Luck of the draw.
If you'd have been first, you'd have only got "what have you shopped here?" and "RPS is shit" comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I'd really like to know the source for all these.
For, um, research purposes. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Can't tell. Secret.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I am mystified, it looks very much like a young lady that I used to work with.
But I doubt it is her.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# After some deliberation, I doubt it too.
I doubt it too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Hang on, it's not you is it?
Is it?

Akshully, I know it's not because there's no stray pube ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Me too!
Sauce?
(Testicles just for you, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# love these - have this - just because
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Bloody Star Wars gits.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)
# When anyone mentions the british Empire
I'm reminded of a joke: "I went to an Indian resteraunt last night called 'A Taste of the Raj'. I walked in and they hit me with sticks and made me build a railway."
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# do be doooo....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
# oo boo be doo - oo!


yours are lush but have my crow bar replies anyway........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# The green metallic one.
Would drive. Fast.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Now i wonder if i do know you from elsewhere...
Hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
#

a
(Good Penny, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Dirty Star Wars gits:D

(herman:D, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I'm a little suprised
You didn't make merry with my earlier pic!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# no time
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Looking on the positive side
It is at least a little unusual to see a billboard in a wooded area.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Stick this billboard up your arse. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 1:36, archived)