Red Bull may well give you wings, but I wouldn't trust the tyres on landing.

Apologies for a) shitness and b) ripping off the other Boris and Hermann...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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The tyres won't even hit the ground first.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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The missles would have already been shot at a Maclaren by that point.
As for the other issue, I am in negotiations with the Mrs and hope to be able to come out to play.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Cool, we're looking at the 6th now.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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Righto.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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SKYWARP WINGS!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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Thundercracker maybe...
...Skywarp was black..
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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:)
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boris the spider,
Sun 17 Apr 2011, 14:18,
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