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# i think it's a man thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# if you had a penis you would also want to put it in anything that moves
and a few things that don't move
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# But my hand definitely moves.
At a variety of speeds, depending on the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# hand? pfff! fucking amateur!
battery power is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# But I don't have the requisite ladyparts for a battery-powered 'aid' ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# the prostate.
can it be milked? why yes, yes it can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Someone
will google that tonight and then have to explain it to their wife when they are inevitably walked in on.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i do hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# The insult doesn't work with dads.
Only mums and sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# you've clearly never seen my mum and sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)