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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:10, archived)
# i cant participate in that
ill be visiting my mom that weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# This
but fucking your mum ;D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# We all visit his mum at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)
# i don't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Nor do I
Unless he is actually my long lost brother
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# i think it's a man thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# if you had a penis you would also want to put it in anything that moves
and a few things that don't move
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# But my hand definitely moves.
At a variety of speeds, depending on the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# hand? pfff! fucking amateur!
battery power is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# But I don't have the requisite ladyparts for a battery-powered 'aid' ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# the prostate.
can it be milked? why yes, yes it can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Someone
will google that tonight and then have to explain it to their wife when they are inevitably walked in on.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i do hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# The insult doesn't work with dads.
Only mums and sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# you've clearly never seen my mum and sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Twice on bank holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# It's a Friday, anyway, not a weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Ohh, an event years in the making!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
How will you mock the royal wedding? How will you mock the royal wedding? How will you mock the royal wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1171430
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
# i'll lend a hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# your mouth better at it ;D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# you sure about that?
they don't call me tombstone teeth for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# We have ten days to save up.
And we simply must dontate the used tissues to charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Undressed to thrill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding? How will you mark the royal wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I KNOW SOMEONE CALLED MARK THAT WILL BE PAINTED ROYAL BLUE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# With Skid Marks !
========================☻☺
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)
# There was a young lady called Kate,
Next Friday she'll marry the state.
'Twas decided by us
that we'll celebrate thus:
With a 24 hour masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# fuck celebrating for a new princess
it's my gay mate's birthday, we'll be having a party for an old queen instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# can i bring my dog
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# He should come everywhere!
and with that face it looks like he is!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# ive not really got anything against the royals but i'm fucked if i'm going to sit indoors on a nice day watching a wedding on telly.
Ive got 5 real weddings this year, i'm sick of the fucking things.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10389708
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)
# thank you kip81
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# He was an angry young man
full of spunk, as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I hope he shows up for the wank-a-thon.
After all... it was his idea.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Beans AND spunk, I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)
# beans and spunk are quite similar
i can't stomach either of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Couldn't resist . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/10390901
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# oh shit...game over
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# It's not the winning
it's the taking part
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Well put !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)