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# George Lucas has got great taste in synths.
And...

AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

Our house has been invaded by thousands of little flies! What the fuck are they and how can we get rid of them?


(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:43, archived)
# They followed a female in
Identify the female and kill her then they will all get stoned, drink beer then pass out on your windowsil.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Hmmmm.... Kill wife = lose flies.....
I don't think I'd get away with it. And we'd probably miss her.
Any other ideas?
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Accept them as your new pets

don't forget to name them all
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)
# I'd have to print name tags.

My printer is too slow and I owe him money.

Next idea please.

(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Put a piece of old fruit in a bowl of water with sudsy dish soap in it
they will try to eat the fruit . . . fall into the soapy water and get stuck !
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Too late..... Mrs Mole has hoovered them up. Evil, but impressive to watch!
but impressive to watch!But yours is a great idea for next time.
:D
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:15, archived)