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# CAVE JOHNSON HERE.
'Alright I've been thinking. When life gives yah lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down...with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# you don't need to
lemon oil is flammable
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)