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# Rod's Love Rodent


After two years, this is my first ever image so I thought I'd let Rod and his love rodent take my b3ta virginity.

I know it's shoddy but isn't everyone's first time?
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy
you're probably mentally ill.

I just read your post properly. Welcome to b3ta! You've managed to make a first post that works. Surprisingly few people do :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:03, archived)
#
Ta mofaha.

If I was talented, it would have been an animated rat popping out his speedos...but I'm not
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# here's a secret
if you animate it, you can get away with all sorts of shoddy shopping that you just can't with a still image* ;)

edit - not that it think your shopping was shoddy.


*some of the time
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I heard that
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# ?
Did you fuck up your first post or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Haha! You did pretty good with your first post.
The only thing I'd say would be not to try to make the cock so realistic. Cartoonish is better cos then its nothing like pron.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:40, archived)
# That was an unfortunate coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# pah! that was not a bad first post
THIS pic was my bad first post
b3ta.com/board/10396417
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:56, archived)
# is this you?
en-gb.facebook.com/wfingerdo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:37, archived)
# ahhh.... no..
he's much prettier than me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:09, archived)
# ahhh
i see now
www.facebook.com/people/Wilma-Fingerdo/100000539843410
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# damn!
i thought i had my profile settings set to unsearchable
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# This is making my rat pop out now too


all kinds of sexy here too www.funnyordie.com/videos/f8fab67257/rachel-bilson-s-deleted-sex-scene?rel=player&playlist=310727
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Fuck you, Pedro! :)
Not what I want to see before going to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:03, archived)
# I've had vermin lurking in my pants for a few years now,
but this seems like a clever idea for luring 'em out. Might try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:15, archived)
# marsupial that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:21, archived)
# ...which makes that a pretty impressive joey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)
# hello kind of new person
:D kind of welcome to b3ta sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:43, archived)
# mmmm. Britt Ekland......
Who's the other girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:20, archived)