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# A police sergeant was found trapped in his own cells
He nicked himself shaving
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# A dwarfish clairvoyant has escaped from jail
The police are looking for a small medium at large.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Is this fucking thread sponsored by Tom O' Connor or something?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# He later got into a fight for laughing at someone's misfortune
The assailant was striking a happy medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Sadly he got run down by a bus
I guess he didn't see it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# And we've just heard that a juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M-1.
Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)