Guilty as Charged.
Does this make you feel better?

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:50,
archived)
Yes, yes it does!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:07,
archived)