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# Obligatory Seasonal Rhea Posed


Happy Jesus Conception Celebration
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# This is a pea?
And not many fathers do this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Jesus was a crossmaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# No, Jesus was Batman
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Jesus was a fat man.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# With a bending cross
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# No no no no that was Bruce Wayne.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# - Bespoke Crucifixes Made to Measure -
"Jesus what size are you, boy?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# "about this size"
*stretches arms out sideways*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# out of the door, line on the left.. one cross each
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Awfully sorry, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Guilty as Charged.
Does this make you feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Yes, yes it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# HE IS RISEN

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# As played by Christopher Walken
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# "It's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on..."
"...I'm just thinking of John."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Conception?
Ummm... you may want to revise your understanding of Christianity a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# haha
Good Friday is known as such because that's when God obliterated the virgin Mary's hymen with his girthy shaft of light. And he saw that is was goooooood.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ORLY?
Easter - Oestrus, Rabbits (famous for fornication), eggs, approx 9 months before JC's birthday. I prefer my understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)