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# turning up the fear a notch

my son made me do this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# hahah - fuck - hahahah
I used to love that. Mostly for the feme toon, but still. That's brilliantly silly.
How old is your son?

/idle curiosity not a pederast blog
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# he's three
we've no idea where he's got 6 feet underwear from :/ i mean, we're watchihg it of an evening, but well after he goes to bed.
i can't even rememvber why he said, but it was funny. i felt i had to share
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# ahh
my daughter's not yet 2, so not quite up to that kind of confusing post-modernist interjection.

But my 3yr old niece called me mouldy-head today when I cut my hair short, because she got confused with baldy-head.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# ha ha! mouldy head
joe comes out with some of the best things. bear in mind he's 3

mum "would like some orange juice?"
joe "errrmm.. no thanks, i'll stick with my water........... thanks for the offer though"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# brilliant
2 years ago, I wouldn't have given a crap, but having your own child makes all those clichés come true.
These days I am actually interested in what other people's children do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# right!
have you discovered the developmental olympics yet?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:51, archived)
# Fuck yeah,
we are so winning them:
4 word sentence at 13 months? Game over...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:58, archived)