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# he's three
we've no idea where he's got 6 feet underwear from :/ i mean, we're watchihg it of an evening, but well after he goes to bed.
i can't even rememvber why he said, but it was funny. i felt i had to share
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# ahh
my daughter's not yet 2, so not quite up to that kind of confusing post-modernist interjection.

But my 3yr old niece called me mouldy-head today when I cut my hair short, because she got confused with baldy-head.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# ha ha! mouldy head
joe comes out with some of the best things. bear in mind he's 3

mum "would like some orange juice?"
joe "errrmm.. no thanks, i'll stick with my water........... thanks for the offer though"
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# brilliant
2 years ago, I wouldn't have given a crap, but having your own child makes all those clichés come true.
These days I am actually interested in what other people's children do.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# right!
have you discovered the developmental olympics yet?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:51, archived)
# Fuck yeah,
we are so winning them:
4 word sentence at 13 months? Game over...
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:58, archived)