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anyone still here?

Julian Glover head swap with Julian Glover

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:28, archived)

i am but i'm going to bed now

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:31, archived)

g'night/day

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:57, archived)

I am here.

Desperately trying to get this fecking proposal sorted and realising a huge section is not going to be done before the deadline unless some people at a different institute take a shine to me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:36, archived)

so, are edinburgh or melbourne the options then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:57, archived)

Possibly.

Unemployment beckons also.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)

And a wafer-thin chance of a lectureship at Adelaide.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)

but, would you want to live in Adelaide?

i talked to Laura about where else we'd live in Oz the other week, she wasn't exactly bursting with positive things to say about Adelaide

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:20, archived)

Apparently it's quite nice and relaxed.

And Sydney's far too humid. It's like living in a sumo's jockstrap i the summer: hot, sweaty and full of itself.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:21, archived)

oh fuck yes!!

summer's over here when i start putting the boxers back on

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:24, archived)

Ah well, it's probably all academic anyway (if you'll pardon the pun).

Probably end up in Edinburgh doing something that's relevant, but not my own research, or unemployed back home.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:36, archived)

Edinburgh's alright, in parts.

I'm not sure i'd want to live there though.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:44, archived)

I liked living in Glasgow.

Edinburgh looked nice, but we only visited a few times.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)

I've been to Adelaide

There's nothing I'd go back for.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

Yep, I'm certainly here.

Not exactly thrilled with Julian Glover's recent articles, but then I'm not an economist.
I am, however, absolutely fukt.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:39, archived)

Movie quote quiz time?

No googling!
Easy to start with.

"We've been going about this all wrong. He's a sailor, he's in New York. Let's get this guy laid and there'll be no trouble."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:51, archived)

this is like using all your life lines on the first question on millionaire, right?

clue?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:59, archived)

I'm guessing Midnight Cowboy.

But it is a guess.
Could be The Fisher King for all I fucking know.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)

Comedy film, 1980s

(Goes for real, too)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:01, archived)

Weekend At Bernie's.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)

Nope.

Another quote from the same film:

"She sleeps above her covers. FOUR FEET above her covers."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:20, archived)

GB's!!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:24, archived)

Yep!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:34, archived)

any prizes?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:45, archived)

Set the next clue?

edit: ah.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)

A film I've never seen, and never will?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:24, archived)

i've never seen jaws

none of them! ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:31, archived)

It's a wonderful film.

Very funny.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:35, archived)

I just watched Idiocracy, and it's not from that.

Just a tip.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:18, archived)

thanks, but your tip should've been

don't make the mistake i did. don't watch it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:23, archived)

There was a billboard that made the whole movie worth watching

IF YOU DON'T SMOKE TERYLLTONS, FUCK YOU!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:25, archived)

ha ha!

i see your point!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:31, archived)

Yeah, you may think it's 'easy'.

Not for people who dislike watching films, it isn't.
Not at all.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:22, archived)

Fair point.

I rarely get to see a new film as we can't get babysitters for our two and it's kinda lame going on my own.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:40, archived)

The last film i saw at the cinema recently was something utterly formulaic and forgettable

i did see Steve Bisley there though.
before that i saw Star Wars phantom menace :/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:49, archived)

Megamind (twice, for the kids' birthdays),

District 9, Quantum of Solace and Casino Royale, which takes me to four films in five years.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)

fookin' prawns!

i didn't care for that film. the amount of hype it got didn't help it either

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:35, archived)

I liked it.

It had great character developement, comedy violence, happy/sad ending and awesome mecha.
Maybe I'll quit chemistry to work on making an awesome mecha suit.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:40, archived)

*offers funding*

edit - sorry, if that was a bit insensitive

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:56, archived)

o__o

Pfft!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)

Ok. Here's one. same rules apply

"Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody."

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:56, archived)

Aw crap.

Clue?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)

err... hard, without giving it away

ok
edit - that should be "I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:29, archived)

Gah, some sort of mob movie...

(Haven't seen any, but) Scarface?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)

ah, not a gangster fan.

ok, it's not scarface (typo just gave me an idea:D)
do you want me to tell you? it's one of the better gangster films imho

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)

Godfather 1-12?

I don't know.

*sobs*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)

Goodfellas

another typo, another idea :D

another shite pic :/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)

Ahhhhh.

I'll get to them eventually.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)

i hadn't heard of until recently

then i realised he had the same name as the actor

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:56, archived)

Don't feel badly. I did a Quasimodo with someone, and it came out looking just like Quasimodo.

Ed Milliband? I don't even remember.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:23, archived)

you've not seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, have you?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:37, archived)

No and neither has Sea Tramp by the sound of it.

;)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:40, archived)

i think sea tramp's only seen the fisher king and midnight cowboy

but he wasn't really paying attention at the time ;)

You know what i was getting at with the KKBB, right?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:44, archived)

Nope, sorry.

Haven't seen it. Although it's apparently a Japanese colloquialism for James Bond.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:28, archived)

oh really?

hah ha

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:16, archived)

Sounds like a great movie.

It's sleeping mode for me. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:59, archived)

it has great dialogue

g'night

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)

Import sleep.

if t > 0100 then:
sleep
else
drink

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)

you forgot the variable

10/ if buddies are asleep, shave eyebrows, sleep
20/ if buddies are awake = stay awake longer
/goto 10

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:04, archived)