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# ^ needs more Hyper-Injunction
:D
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I liked Hislop's use of the word "tad" when he described it as
"a tad hypocritical".

Such marvellous understatement. "I seem to have had my leg bitten a little ... well ... orf ... "
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hehehe...
I appear to have a bit of gunshot wound, wouldn't you know?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I remember reading an account of a fire-fight in the Faulklands conflict, where a soldier called out
"I've lost my leg, Sir!"

To which the response was, "No you haven't I can see it from here - keep firing!"
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# That's just a flesh wound!
;-)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Come over here and I'll bite you knees off!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)