I liked Hislop's use of the word 'tad' when he described it as
'a tad hypocritical'.
Such marvellous understatement. 'I seem to have had my leg bitten a little ... well ... orf ... '
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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hehehe...
I appear to have a bit of gunshot wound, wouldn't you know?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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I remember reading an account of a fire-fight in the Faulklands conflict, where a soldier called out
"I've lost my leg, Sir!"
To which the response was, "No you haven't I can see it from here - keep firing!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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That's just a flesh wound!
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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Come over here and I'll bite you knees off!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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Pfft!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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