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# I'm reporting you to Social Services for
depriving your bacon butties.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# i can't eat bacon
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Maybe not but you could keep it as a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# i don't want to get too attached
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:30, archived)
# It's easy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# not for me it isn't
it just won't go down and it gives me crippling heartburn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# You don't go down?
Fuck buying you a drink at the next b3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# arf!
you wouldn't want me to, i've got cheesegrater teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *pulls zip back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
# that's a relief
i don't want to spend the rest of the night picking foreskin from between my gnashers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Sounds like my missus
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)