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I am not really much of a fan of eggs.

fried eggs make nice eyes.

(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)

hatstand!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)

I don't know anything about art, but I know what I like

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)

I know everything about art but I don't know what I like.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)

I don't know what I like, but art is everything.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:21, archived)

I don't know WTFIBOA

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

TBHNDI

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

WAYTTW?

is b3ta towers running out of server space? IBTROOS?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

FKAIKIINAB

Fuck knows, all I know is I need another beer

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

WTFIEULTT?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

CWICAFB

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

SWIM?! TCMA! IHTFSS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

Hahah!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

compo it

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)

haha ^this

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)

^this

yes!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)

Compo everything.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)

What everything?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

Every single post and reply.

Now that would be a challenge.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

Mutiny on teh b3ta.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

Mistah Christine.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

Well compo yours then!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

Fuck the royal wedding

WHY ARE WE PAYING FOR THIS?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

I enjoy following the rules.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

i am an anarchist

lol

*changes sig to compo everything*

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

we blame edjogs!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

Damn right

_{and fraser}

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)

Why?

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)

I like fried eggs.

Just not the titty versions.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)

eggs are delicious

and, when fried, form an integral part of the traditional hangover breakfast.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)

NOM!

Must include black pud and BROWN sauce.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)

Black pudding without brown sauce is unthinkable

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)

black pud, yes

but i'll only have brown sauce on eggs if the yolks are hard. the only other time i'll eat brown sauce is if it's on ginger biscuits.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)

Oh yes, this

The brown sauce belongs with the sausage, bacon, well done eggs and black pudding, but MUST KEEP AWAY FROM BEANS AND TINNED TOMATOES

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

I remember in school we used to mix brown sauce in with our beans...

cos they turned the sauce into bbq flavour. o_O

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)

*shudder*

This goes for that awful practice of mixing ketchup into mashed potatoes

*dry-heaves*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

This is out of control.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

beans are evil and must be destroyed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

Between my teeth

nom nom

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

*shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

I'm reporting you to Social Services for

depriving your bacon butties.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

i can't eat bacon

so there.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)

Maybe not but you could keep it as a pet.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

i don't want to get too attached

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:30, archived)

It's easy

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

not for me it isn't

it just won't go down and it gives me crippling heartburn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

You don't go down?

Fuck buying you a drink at the next b3ta bash.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)

arf!

you wouldn't want me to, i've got cheesegrater teeth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

*pulls zip back up*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

that's a relief

i don't want to spend the rest of the night picking foreskin from between my gnashers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

Sounds like my missus

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)

hahaha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

ginger biscuits?

wtf?

also black pud == NO!!!eleventy!!!11

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

seriously, just try it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:27, archived)

What's wrong with eating a massive blood clot with a few rolled oats in?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

Oh fuck. :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29, archived)

mmmm, tasty!

have you tried it raw?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)

No but I remember I got one from a chippy in Scotland once that had been deep fried in batter.

8.3 million kcals and a sore tummy.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)

fuck

i wouldn't eat that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)

And I did not make your stupid dinner cry, ok?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)

yay.... I like this....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)