Snookered . . .
"And for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green".
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:53,
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My favorite was....
“Fred Davis, now age 64, is too old to get his leg over, so prefers to use his left hand.”
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:12,
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