Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:18,
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lolollol
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
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ityal,
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:58,
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Jesus Christ!
Why haven't I blocked this dickspoon yet?
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:04,
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huh?
the 'ignore' part, or the 'dickmunch' part?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:34,
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The 'ignore' part
I can't remember the last dick I munched. It's probably the beer.
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:41,
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Yay!
Comedy punctuation and capitalisation.
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:59,
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