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[challenge entry] roadside pat

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(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 May 2011, 3:53, archived)
#
(ityal, Sat 7 May 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat
and his IED...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 3:57, archived)
# ^ ha ha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 May 2011, 3:58, archived)
# you might like this PC offering from the USPS

(and yes it's a pea)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 4:07, archived)
# nice!
i imagine it's be mail fraud if i printed it out and tried to use it as a stamp though : /
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 May 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Maybe a bit of
'hard' time in a federal prison for that.

I thought about it though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 4:34, archived)
# i imagine if you put the correct postage on as well
you might get away with it,
though the postie'd probably chuck it in the bin, or send it to the FBI
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 May 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Yeah
an out of date stamp'll get the Feds right on you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 7 May 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Now this ins good....
Are you still awake real?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 May 2011, 5:33, archived)
# yep!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 May 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Click!
It took me a couple of goes to work out what it was, though.

Postman Pat,
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his little Jihad...
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:26, archived)