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# Oh, it existed. It was practically omnipresent for a few weeks. I even ended up doing a 'Robocop On A Unicorn' one.
But meat puppy hoax, you say? Hmmm, sounds interesting *arches eyebrow*
Oh, you may as well. This thread is your canvas. Why not dump a meat puppy hoax pic on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't.
I don't know where it's gone. I thought it was hosted on b3ta, but apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Can you describe it?
Was it kind of like a seamhorse formed from various cuts of meat to resemble a puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Basically, it was a model of a dog madefrom meat products.
I managed to convince someone that it was a popular meme here, and they included it in one of their pics.
That's it, really, but it made me happy.

It was a real thing from some crazy german website where you can also order many other extravagant meat products.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Ooh, can they do me a venison Robocop on a unicorn?
Bung us a link!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# They probably would,
but I have lost any reference to them.
I think it might be in my first b3ta account which I forgot the password to. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# these are all i have

Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Sea Tramp gave some very specific instructions the other night:
www.b3ta.com/board/10408848
so I've been trying to follow them.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:30, archived)
# yeah, i did mean to add some dice
but i was overcome with laziness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:35, archived)
# the dog meat thing reminded me of this
Photobucket
ak47 made from bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# hmm
When I was trying to find the (definitely true) thing I had been talking about, I tried google.
There was a picture of a toilet made from meat. And some much worse things. I should really put safe search back on.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:45, archived)
# 'ning.
These are pretty new, though, and still don't follow the Bel-Air template, and we are no closer to getting some Germans do deliver me a Robocop on a unicorn made out of venison.
Still, I don't want do discourage anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:35, archived)
# i just don't feel inspired to do anything else at the moment
: /
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Has the novelty worn off?
I've only recently been bothered to spend more than about 3 minutes on a picture again.
But then I have to fight with paint and it still looks awful.
I really need to get my pc set up.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# not really, i just can't think of anything good or funny to do
then when i do do something, it mostly goes ignored, or gets less notice than somebody's stolen, unshopped troll shite

/self pity blog
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:54, archived)
# This is probably the wrong time of night to post anything.
Let alone something you spent time on.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Learn to love the seams, man.
It's easy to bat away criticism of slapdash pic-work.
Far less easy to bat away criticism of a shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# What a lovely, positive thing to say.
I shall go to bed now with a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

And a vague sense of discomfort about my inability to write anything nice without it sounding sarcastic or full of innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:13, archived)
# ah, my writing's awful
it often comes accross similarly, in that i sound like a homicidal maniac a lot of the time.

I do love the seams though!
my seamy smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Not just seams,
it's also fallen off the edge of the page.
Double win!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# :D
wide screen! the future's here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Here we are, llort. A good example.
This pic is funny and pretty much impossible to criticise.
One could say "That's shit," and its author could easily shrug and say "Yeah. And?"
And it doesn't make the pic unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:26, archived)
# the worrying thing is
this took me ages too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Time well spent.
Just think of all the times you'll be able to throw it out in the future.
It's quite eco-friendly in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:40, archived)
# yeah i worry about spamming the same old shite all the time though
what gets me is gifs. they take AGES! and they almost never get much of a response
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:46, archived)
# heh, I know what you mean.
By the time they've loaded and got up to full speed, you've started eating yr tea or wandering on to the links board or something.
Hey, we've bust through the screen into the white, so reading this must've been a gruelling ordeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:56, archived)
# nah! wide screen monitor ;)
edit - ha, i just sent it to my other screen! i see what you mean, i would've given up on this a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Christ, tell me about it.
I've just spent 5 hours watching Family Guy.
After doing similar last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# I've gone off family guy.
But Stewart Lee has a new series!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:02, archived)
# I think I'm bingeing myself off it even as I type.
But yep, the first of the new Stewart Lee series was great.
Mind you, it'd take some serious drugz to make me actually laugh at a telly programme these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:19, archived)
# There are some good extras on iplayer, too.
Anyway - I'm definitely going to sleep now. Slater.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:24, archived)
#
*clinx*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:31, archived)
# we are no closer to getting some Germans do deliver me a Robocop on a unicorn made out of venison.
That's a wurst-case scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:39, archived)