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# I made myself a girlfriend out of plastic wrap.
I like her but she's a bit clingy :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I made myself a girlfriend out of the dismembered limbs of corpses, sewn together with twine.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# but how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# like old sperm and Vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Oh you've met her, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# we bumped into each other in tesco
and she is a looker, congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Well, she was a few weeks ago.
She's devloping a distinctly greenish hue these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# you are William Shatner
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)