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# Morning! Have a groan...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I have a neighbour like that too
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# I had a neighbour who married a motorcycle
but then dumped her for a car.

Apparently she torque'd too much.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# O_O
Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# hahahaha
brb... making future flea.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I made myself a girlfriend out of plastic wrap.
I like her but she's a bit clingy :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I made myself a girlfriend out of the dismembered limbs of corpses, sewn together with twine.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# but how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# like old sperm and Vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Oh you've met her, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# we bumped into each other in tesco
and she is a looker, congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Well, she was a few weeks ago.
She's devloping a distinctly greenish hue these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# you are William Shatner
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# You deserve this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Bwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# My day is now complete :D
And it's barely begun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# and this is what one looks like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# tim vine?
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# *office groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I used to use a piece of material off the bottom
of my trousers to keep my place when reading. There's a turn up for the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:16, archived)
# and I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:18, archived)
# I was watching TV last night and a load of books fell on my head.
I've only got my shelf to blame :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# haha :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# hahahaha
not heard that one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# I went to the video shop
and said "Can I have Batman Forever", He said "no, you've got to bring it back tomorrow"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# haha
not "Well, you probably don't want it for that long, cos it's bollocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# "One of the greatest films ever made", Jonathan Ross, News of the World
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Another example of the very sound reason
the BBC paid him so much money. Real value, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
#
At the top of your nasal passages behind your nose, there is a patch of special neurons about the size of a postage stamp. These neurons are unique in that they are out in the open where they can come into contact with the air. They have hair-like projections called cilia that increase their surface area. An odor molecule binds to these cilia to trigger the neuron and cause you to perceive a smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# ah but HE'S A FLEA
Didn't think about that did you, clever clogs??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# my clogs are clever
but not THAT clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# how do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# .
b3ta.com/board/10416698
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# that's so meta
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Really doesn't deserve it's own thread
Since the Barry Manalow on Family guy I have been singing Mandy with the lyrics below


Osama you came you and you gave without taking
But they blew you away, Osama

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# I like these.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# *logs on, sees this*
*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# correct
response!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:33, archived)