
but then dumped her for a car.
Apparently she torque'd too much.
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:11,
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Apparently she torque'd too much.

I like her but she's a bit clingy :)
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:34,
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Trufax.
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Tue 10 May 2011, 9:04,
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and she is a looker, congratulations
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Tue 10 May 2011, 9:11,
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She's devloping a distinctly greenish hue these days.
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Tue 10 May 2011, 9:27,
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"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:13,
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And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'

of my trousers to keep my place when reading. There's a turn up for the books.
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:16,
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:18,
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I've only got my shelf to blame :)
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:36,
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and said "Can I have Batman Forever", He said "no, you've got to bring it back tomorrow"
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:49,
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not "Well, you probably don't want it for that long, cos it's bollocks"
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Tue 10 May 2011, 9:07,
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Hahahahaha!
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Tue 10 May 2011, 9:26,
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the BBC paid him so much money. Real value, right there.
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Tue 10 May 2011, 10:19,
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At the top of your nasal passages behind your nose, there is a patch of special neurons about the size of a postage stamp. These neurons are unique in that they are out in the open where they can come into contact with the air. They have hair-like projections called cilia that increase their surface area. An odor molecule binds to these cilia to trigger the neuron and cause you to perceive a smell.
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:38,
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Didn't think about that did you, clever clogs??
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Tue 10 May 2011, 8:39,
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