You have more hats
than a Royal Wedding!
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RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 16 May 2011, 11:39,
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Yeah and they keep on adding more hats to our collection
the actual title of my job is pathetically called "Single-Person Operator" because I'm responsible for anything and everything that can happen on the bus I'm driving including if there is a bomb on the bus I have to try to get everybody off and sod my own safety.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 16 May 2011, 11:43,
archived)
"Single-Person" sounds very politically-correct
and bureaucratically verbose as opposed to "Lone" or "Solo".
(I suppose the title "Married-Person Operator" would make you a homewrecker)
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RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 16 May 2011, 12:23,
archived)