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# Me Mop You Long Time
I came across this woman mopping in China. If all the lazy people in the world had one of these, we could really keep the streets clean, right?

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(ideasbychuck, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# WAIL AA POYD?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Whales on Motherfucking Stilts - yay I miss that bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I would just like to remind everyone that
If you don't have an iPhone, well ...

You don't have an iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Oh thank fuck for that I was about to phone the Police
but then I realised I didn't have an iPhone to phone them on!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I don't have an iphone
but then again I can make phone calls without loosing signal or disconnecting the call by touching the screen with my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# shit
I've been telling people about how brilliant my iPhone is for weeks now

damn
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I have an eye, phone and ear
(I'm a weird looking chap)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# oh look daily deviation on deviant art
the land of the furries
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# yiff yiff grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# When did "Why am I looking at your dug"
get 'a picture of' added in?

/traditionalist
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# if they were lazy they wouldn't be out cleaning the streets surely
that sounds like a pro-active person

What you want to state to make your comment more accurate and possibly funny is people who pointlessly meander about all day over smooth surfaces.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
#
No, they are just going to get more McDonald's or something, but if they were forced to have mops attached to their scooter, they would be forced to clean at the same time.
(ideasbychuck, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# now you're talking about hungry people with bad dietary choice
also they would only clear a path too and from McDonalds.
what are you bloody on about?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# what if they wanted to go to Burgerking?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# he didn't state that
I WANT FACTS! IT'S MONDAY MORNING DAMN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Facts #367:
The most sensitive part of an orangutang is not actually it's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Lets look at the facts here
1, She has a scooter
2, It has mops
3, she also has a dustpan and brush
4, the floor looks very clean

I think we can take from this pic that she is in fact a cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# but where are the lazy people with McDonalds requirements?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I see no evidence of said McDonalds or laziness
so here is a pic I took yesterday of the DOMO shop in manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ARIGATO MR ROBOTO
I'm off out to town later so I'll see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Is domo one the disguised as the blue bag on the bottom shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Is it sunday already
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha, best wailaapoyd ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# she looks like the sort of person who thinks "fuck it, I'll just post this on /board"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# the lazy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah it's not like Airports aren't thousands of square metres
of tiled floors or nothing lazy good for nothing bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# she might as well just sign on the dole
and sit on her arse all day
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# mopping the floor
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# in her tiny council house
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
council house cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# surrounded by used needles and crack pipes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I hate lazy people who sit on their arses all day driving around
and call it "work"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# haha but the driving part is the easy part
dealing with arseholes who think all you do is sit on your arse all day driving buses is the difficult bit. I'm a PR Rep/Finance Inspector/Health & Safety Officer/Mediator/and the twat that everybody with a chip on their shoulder has to have a go at.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You have more hats
than a Royal Wedding!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Yeah and they keep on adding more hats to our collection
the actual title of my job is pathetically called "Single-Person Operator" because I'm responsible for anything and everything that can happen on the bus I'm driving including if there is a bomb on the bus I have to try to get everybody off and sod my own safety.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# "Single-Person" sounds very politically-correct
and bureaucratically verbose as opposed to "Lone" or "Solo".

(I suppose the title "Married-Person Operator" would make you a homewrecker)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# your about 12 hours out for this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# i know
but i find a bit of gay is a good response for a bit of rp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
*senses bandwagon*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# oo.. who's playing?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# This is perfect for Endor and Ewoks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
#
Thank you very much for this. I think if this woman has ever seen Star Wars... which she probably hasn't, she would be very happy about this too.
(ideasbychuck, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# So they didn't have Star Wars in China then?
I suspect everybody but Mediocre* has seen Star Wars

* Either Mediocre or Riverghost one or the other who refuses to watch the films.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# why 'probably hasn't'?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Casual Racism is Casual and Racist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# dust mop
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# vroooooooom
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:08, archived)