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# Lime or lemon?
Willy shaped pink straw?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# lime
no willy straws, had enough of them last month
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I don't know if I should ask...
but have a crazy straw with a heart in the middle instead!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# :D
sister's hen night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Figures
there was almost as many hen parties down Canal Street as gayers last time I went, I await the day when it becomes The Hen Night Area and you get the occasional mob of gatecrashing queens grabbing their tits and laughing at them!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# last time i went to canal street
got kicked out of a chippy for asking if they sold salt and pepper bingo wings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Last time I went was about 4 years ago and I got ejected from a pub courtyard for laughing at a bloke standing in the street with his arse out, as it was so spotty I kept asking for a pen so I could join the dots and see what the picture was.

I was very VERY drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# fuck, i'd have pissed laughing at that!
i'm ALWAYS very drunk when i go out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Last time I was there
I was propositioned by a bloke I've since seen on BBC3 as a movie critic.


Really.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Was that the bloke
who begged you to kick him in the nuts!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Whilst wearing size 12 leather safety wellie boots?
Yes.

And he bought us pints afterward. I don't understand the world any more.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# He was a bit 'special' to say the least
and then he came on BBC3 and we both as one leapt up and shouted 'That's the guy who buys you a pint if you'll kick his nuts!'

Surreal ain't the word, up until then I thought we'd had fant-TASTIC drugs that night!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# tell us who!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I might gaz you a link to his stuff on the youtoob...
...if I can find it and remember.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# no youtubery on my dying computer:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
download and burn a live cd of puppy linux. 'tis not as geekily complicated as it may seem, will not touch your hard drive if you do not want it to and will revive your ageing pooter allowing you tubiness.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# thanks for the tip
i shall giveit a try tomorrow, when i'm less shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I'd help you
but I fix computers 9-5, 5 days a week. weekends are NOT filled with computer fixery.

Unless they're at least twenty years old.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# it probably is!
compaq v50
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# and a fujitsu keyboard
it's a frankenstein computer and the keyboard doesn't respond well to having cup-a-soup spilled on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# He wasn't laughing...
I was pissing meself tho!

The worst thing ever to get yourself into is a situation where you know if you laugh everyone will assume the worst of you, but somehow those situations never stop being the funniest!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# very true
but if i'm pissed, i just think "fuck it" and laugh anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# thinking and/or being told it's not really funny
combined with knowing that everyone will only assume the worst only ever makes it funnier
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I was fucking apoplectic
with guilty mirth and surrounded by scowls.

But by fuck it was funny!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:48, archived)