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# Cold start
he's having to put some work into it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# If friction causes heat . . .
and heat causes friction . . . how long does it take two dogs shagging to boil a kettle of water ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# That's why we have cats.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Good thinking . . . more static !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# If you think I'm going to sit here rubbing my pussy until the kettle boils
you've another thing coming matey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# slow kettle, or easily excited?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# It's gonna be one thing or another rubbing the pussy or making a cup of tea.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# get a flask
problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# haha weak lemon drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I AM the queen of Hobbies!
*rubs pussy*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# sez you!
i'm knitting a blanket in the design of a gameboy colour with tetris on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Now that I cannot beat I bow to you for that will be truly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# as long as i can get the wool
it should be done in about a month.
double bed size, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# That's a whole lot of Knit One Pearl One
I haven't knitted in years I only did that when Punky Mohair jumpers were the rage
the ones were you had to make big loopy holes K1, P1, Make1 I believe. Please feel free to laugh at my knitting noobiness.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# pah!
i've never managed to follow a pattern properly! that's why i make blankets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# *tries to guess what*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Awww
I was expecting horse lemonade or at least watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# A watched . . . well you now . . . never mind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# A watched pussy never gets rubbed?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Or visa versa ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
# A rubbed watch never gets pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# A watched boil never pots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# too weird
*goes for smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Do boiling kettles not do it for you? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# It's the old fashioned whistling type :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Ours makes a horrid high pitched shriek.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Never mind your pussy, what about the kettle?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# O_o
Pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I'm talking about the kettle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:06, archived)