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# I spent 9 days in hospital and got out yesterday.. I drank lots of tea in hospital...LOTS and LOTs..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# why were you in hospital?
not bottom problems, i hope.
also, hospital teais fucking naty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Heart attack.... then stents put in....
I managed to hide my bottom problems....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
GET BACK TO FUCKING BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Won't be long before I go and sit down and relax... not exacltly brimming with energy...
I see you were the only one sensible enough to wear a cardigan at the wedding...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# i had it specially made
to hide my bingo wings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# best euphemism eva
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# It looked nice... reminded me of that poem...
When I went to liverpool.
And tripped out on the mersey.
It was very cold.
so I wore my jersey...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# not heard that one!
i was totally hammered, woke my mate up on the couch at 6a.m to unhook my dress because i couldn't do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Haha.... as long as you didn't wake up with bottom problems yourself ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# hangover, yes
bottom problems, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Can't find it on google but I think it was Tim Hegarty
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# i'll have to look for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Shit that's scary.
9 days is a long time in hospital these days. I've had 11 but that wasn't life threatening.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# worst i've had is 30 days
boring as hell. had to do that 5 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# 'king hell, that's a hell of a time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# that's why
i took the tinsel off the christmas tree in the day room, wrapped myself up in it and ran up and down the ward at midnight singing the armor hot dog song.
they sedated me after that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Seems a fair response to the situation.
I'd have to be imprisoned/sectioned for them to keep me anywhere that long.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# big time surgery
tried 5 times, failed 5 times. had to keep me in until stitches and everything came out, then a week after that to monitor me. spoilt rotten by the family, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# That is big surgery,
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# yep
still broken, though. can't be fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Oh dear, know the feeling.
There are limits to what they can do.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# just lucky it's not life-threatening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# 30 fucking days? what for?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# large amounts of surgery
which is why i've got a permanent "you're not allowed to get a job!" note
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Fingers crossed for you maybe one day if that's what you want
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# last chance is reconstructive surgery
should find out next month if it can work. been told not to hold my breath, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Best of luck with that....
Gaz me and let me know what happens if I forget to ask you...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# will do
now, get some rest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# 9 days beacuase I was too ill to send home because I might have dropped dead, so had to be in hospital to be monitored..
Just in case...So I was safe.
But not so serious that they needed to rush me straight to theater when others were arriving needing imediate surgery...
All in all well looked after and life saved ect :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Glad it turned out well, sounds frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Nurses were the fucking best people in the fucking world mate....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# there was a little latino nurse where i was
sister toledo. used to call her holy toledo, it really pissed her off! she was a right little ball of mental, but a damn good nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# There was every nationality and colour you could think of where I was, two different hosptials because of transfer for operation,
All the nurses at every level and all the catering staff and cleaners that came on the ward were all briiliant at every level, and all went out of there way to put a smile on your face and make you feel happy,
Can't praise them highly enough the were amazing...
With that I'm off for a sit down..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# good, go and have a rest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# You didn't have the same people I did then...
After pretty radical ankle surgery, the nurses taking out my stitches were too busy planning where to get pissed and forgot to cut the knots off, pulled the big knot halfway through the 4" wound before they noticed I was covered in sweat...

/gripe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# After the original accident the ambulance men thought I was dead and didn't check.
They were somewhat surprised when I told them to get a fucking stretcher.

I'm off to do stuff now, back later.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 20:03, archived)
# okey doke
later!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Ouch.... sorry to hear that....
I don;t think I could have been more lucky with the people that were looking after me...
I'm off for a sit down...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# 9 days sounds quick . . . however . . . eye know that time does not fly in hospital . . .
HEAL !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Shipped in... fixed... shipped out...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:06, archived)