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# I LOOK OUT TO THE SEA
AND THE DARK GROWS FROM THE SKY, INK DRIPPING ON THE SLUGGISH WAVES AND THEY BREAK AND IT RISES IT RISES AND THE DARK IT GROWS AND I TRY TO RUN BUT MY FEET ARE CAUGHT INSECTS COCKROACHES THE CHITTERING THE CHITTERING AND THEY CLIMB MY LEGS BARBED FEET GOUGING CHUNKS FROM MY FLESH AND IT REACHES THE SHORE AND ITS EYES ITS EYES AND THE COCKROACHES REACH MY GROIN AND THEY CRAWL THEY CRAWL INSIDE AND HANDS GRAB FROM BEHIND FINGERS IN MY MOUTH DISEASED SHIT-COATED FINGERS AND ITS EYES ITS EYES AND I GAG AND I FEEL COCKROACHES FROM INSIDE THEY DIG AT MY INTESTINES I FEEL THE FLUTTERING IN MY STOMACH OH GOD OH GOD LET ME DIE AND MY BLADDER OH DEAR GOD HELP ME MY BLADDER TEARS APART HORNETS AND TERMITES AND INSECTS AND BARBS LET ME DIE AND ITS EYES ITS EYES

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Appropriate
considering we are currently going to re-enact the tornado scene from the Wizard of Oz in my hometown in a few hours...

*edit*
Also, you lot can PLEASE take back Piers Morgan? In return we will reclaim the zombie formerly known as Madonna.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# :( Good luck with that
and if you hear the bellow of an otherworldly beast outside the window hide, hide in the basement and barricade the door and pray, pray to your sacrificed god and pray that he's real and pray he'll protect you for the old one is at hand and he has no mercy we are all but food and he toys with his prey and he toys with his priapic and filthy lust and you'll live and live and live and wish you'd die

(seriously, i hope it goes fine)

edit: i'll be happy to take piers "morgan" moron back if i'm allowed to sacrifice him on the altar of the barbed one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# You can do what you like with him
As for Madonna I plan to use my enchanted necklace and persuade her to murder my enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# too dicey
she's done "kabbalah". she hasn't actually done kaballah, she's done l.a. kaballah, which is very different. her soul belongs to the lost dark one hakonesh and he never relinquishes his cold grip
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# NO DICE!
Besides, you have a tornado on hand! Get him to interview it or something!

Seriously though, good luck in the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
piers morgan, tornado chaser, rip
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Well, it would seem fitting
Having one huge bag of hot air interview another...

I GOTS TA GO!

NIGHT NIGHT b3ta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# have fun, if such is at all possible
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Rainbows and kitties and balloons and clouds and cupids and glitter and flowers and candy and unicorns and castles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# ALL SHALL FALL
THE WRATH OF THE GREAT ONE IS GRUESOME AND GLORIOUS TO BEHOLD
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Better get my shades.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# a very good idea
joe cool would approve, just before he tore your stomach open and urinated in your intestines
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I don't think a cartoon can do that to a human.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# you just keep on believing that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha.... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# see, he's already ripped one of your arms off
any money he's shitting in the stump at this minute
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# i was going to animate it, but some how by blurring it made it look 3d. hurts my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# egad
IT'S STARTING. the wind is rising and i can hear the squealing and the clacking of the mandibles as they come nearer
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# and bananas
!E COMES E W ALLr
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# That's seriously messing with my eyes...
and I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:31, archived)