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# Fairyland seems to shockingly lax in safety regulations.
Poisoning hazards alone are horrific.
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 5:16, archived)
# So these sore lumps growing on my shoulder blades are incipient wings?
Or just the tumours I'd suspected all along, but have left it far too late to do anything about?
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 5:25, archived)
# Might be tentacles, depending on your fairyland mythos.
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Well, it's this
it's this
so I'm sure you understand my concerns.
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 5:36, archived)
# Hmmm. Still a bit of a tossup as to bat wings or if you'll develop a taste for japanese school girls.
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Fingers crossed for bat wings, although I was kinda hoping for the feathery sort..
Mind you, at this stage of the night (5:50am here), I'd even ask a attractive adult woman of any nationality to try some other time.
Fading fast.
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Zalgo is above mere tentacle rape.
/autocomplete
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 7:09, archived)
# LIES
/lol
(, Sun 29 May 2011, 7:27, archived)