"What happened? What happened to the Fairyland Dream?"
"It came true. You're lookin' at it."
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Sun 29 May 2011, 4:58,
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Surely Fairyland consumer law allows for a certain cooling-off period?
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Sun 29 May 2011, 5:09,
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Fairyland seems to shockingly lax in safety regulations.
Poisoning hazards alone are horrific.
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Sun 29 May 2011, 5:16,
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So these sore lumps growing on my shoulder blades are incipient wings?
Or just the tumours I'd suspected all along, but have left it far too late to do anything about?
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Sun 29 May 2011, 5:25,
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Hmmm. Still a bit of a tossup as to bat wings or if you'll develop a taste for japanese school girls.
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Sun 29 May 2011, 5:45,
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Fingers crossed for bat wings, although I was kinda hoping for the feathery sort..
Mind you, at this stage of the night (5:50am here), I'd even ask a attractive adult woman of any nationality to try some other time.
Fading fast.
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Sun 29 May 2011, 5:52,
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Fading fast.