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# Is that Hartley Hare?



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# In future space . . . no doubt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Pipkins nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Hartley hair used to make me shit my pants as a child and gave me countless nightmares....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Perhaps it was the telephone he used to answer that gave you the fear
not having opposable thumbs it was fitted with a metal hook always made me laugh. But scary as Hartley was he was nowhere as near scary as Topov the Monkey *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Haha.... I can't remember the telephone but you've just jogged my memory about his hands...
Seem to remember being scared of his teath and disheveled look mostly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha this is so fucked up!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMdBh09zP8U
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Haha that's so good
I know what you mean though. He used to scare me as a kid as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# . . . and apparently . . . camp . . . to some people . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# You didn't have to come home from school aged 6 and watch him at lunch time..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Indeed not . . . I had Soupy Sales !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cherobZX9cc
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Now that's quality....I like how it sounds like someone is being murdered back stage....
Back in the days when the world was in black and white....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Probably mafia related murder hidden by having a female stripper to distract attention.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# If only Derrick Bird would have employed the sevices of a poll dancer..
He might just have got away with it..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# He would have had to weld the pole to the top of his cab
and yes he would have gotten away for it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I did
we should form a support group and get lottery funding
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# You'll just abscond with the money like you did with the money from the Chorton and the weelies healing group..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# "Little ol' lady"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# In my mind, you could never beat the drug inspired programs..
like Jamie and the magic tourch....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Or Magic Roundabout, Double Decker, Banana Splits
Cloppa Castle - damn they were all on drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Banana splits.....!!
Just tell me Bingo Doesn't remind you of Melinda Messenger
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&um=1&tbm=isch&tab=wi&q=bingo%20banana%20splits..&spell=1&sa=X
Doesn't remind you of Melinda Messenger
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# haha yes, yes he does.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Banana Slits was awesome
I wish I was 6 again
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# It was an amazing time
reminders you of long hot summer holidays
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Cross-Dressing Cloppa Castle :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCuSd_H0pW0
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I had never even heard of cloppa castle..
Just googled it... and I think Star wars had taken over my life at that particular time....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# We were too poor to go to see Star Wars
My mum thought it would be a great idea to appease us by buying the Star Wars sounds track LP - Great, listening to music that had no visional hook-in was a bad as it got "Doo da doo da doo da doooo do da doo da doo da doo daaaa."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haha.... as a young teenager I liked classical music, 12 years old and listening to Holsts the planets..
and Beethoven..!!
I had 3 star wars albums.... one was the "Disco version"...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# I love Holst's The Planets but only discovered it at a much later age
I bet you remember the Ronco/ K-Tel's Top of the Pops albums I remmeber the one with Pretty Vacant by The Sex Pistols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I do indeed remember them....
Mainly because if you weren't careful and looked closely, you'd get home to discover that it wasn't the orignal artists on the album, and just a bunch of session musicions performing your favorite songs very badly...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Epps I don't think that ever happened to us but I might be wrong
my first ever single was The Wurzles singing I've got a brand new Combine Harvester my tastes hasn't improved since. lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Beets my taste at the time...
My first single was the theme to the TV program "The water margin" I got it from the car accesory shop that used to sell second hand juke box singles....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Damn it stop it with your nostalgia!!!!!
Water margin was fantastic as well as Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Both classic telly.....!
First couple of lines explains what I meant about the top of the pops albums, it was pickwick and not K-tel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_of_the_Pops_(record_series)
Edit link won't paste or work propery for some reson
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha maddness......
If that's not nightmare inducing terror I don't know what is...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# The lead character died during one series
and rather than spin a line like, "He's moved away" or something like that they told the truth: "Sorry children but Mr Pipkin has died."

I don't know whether to admire their honesty or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Apparently they got through 3 different Petra dogs on blue peter....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# By Zombie Petra III kids were starting to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Don't forget to kill your tortoise by painting it with lead paint as well kids...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# "This is the time of year that tortises go into hibenation we'll show you how to bury your tortise alive
in a shoe box only for you to forget you had one by next spring!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Our next door neighbour had a tortoise....
it was a weekly event to have to go looking for it in all the gardens up and down the street as it was always escaping..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Tortises are not as slow as people expect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# you're not wrong....I met someone that showed me a phone video of theirs....
Actually sciding on laminet flooring as it cornered....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# haha you need to link this with wheel skidding noises :D
the Fast and the Furious III
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I would but they showed it to me on their phone....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 May 2011, 18:11, archived)