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# Spring Break is the stuff of legend to us Brits.
Standing on a freezing beach in Jaywick with a bunch of people wearing raincoats just doesn't cut it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I imagine it does save on sunscreen though . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Jaywick...!!
Are estate agents still doing two for one offers on properties there in an attemt to sell them....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I spent 5 months working in Jaywick. I started at the end of the season and suffered the bleakest winter imaginable.
When people ask me if I'm afraid of anything, I categorically state "no".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# It looks like it's always been monochromatic there . . .
www.francisfrith.com/jaywick/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# That was Jaywick in its heyday.
*laughs despite himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# This might give you a better idea of what it's like..
I think the average price of a home in britain is somewhere near £150.000
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Jaywick.html?sortByPriceDescending=false
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Abounding with good deals !
All of our properties are PRICED LOW to encourage a quicker than normal sale. ...
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I'd hop on a plane... but apparently I'v heard you don't have fish and chip shops....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I'm only aware of it because I saw a documentry on the TV about it ... and then looked on the internet
The makers of the documentry obviously wouldn't over dramatise what they reported to increase viewing figures ;-)
But they did give the impression it was like moss side on sea..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Hell is grey, and it's sited on the Essex coastline.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# It's kind of like a Spaghetti Western town
Only with more seagulls and used condoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# What I saw on the TV showed it just like the town at the end of "A fist full of dollors or a few dollors more"
The one with Lee van Cleff.... only it wasn't cowboys it was chavs lining the streets...
I met someone who's mother lived in clacton and couldn't move to be with her daughter because she litraly could't give her house away.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Aaah Jaywick
Where beach huts and chip shops come to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# There is wisdom, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 May 2011, 16:37, archived)