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# scary
(Testicles just for you, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Maybe Shockjaw's face on Toshio? (creepy pale kid)
I'd shit a house worth of bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# The Hollywood remake of The Eye was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Likewise with Kairo (Pulse).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# One Missed Call
Ringu
The Grudge
Audition ... oh wait, have they not done that one yet? *rings up Touchstone*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# They better not touch Audition, or Oldboy.
Fantastic J-Horror films, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Oldboy FTW!
Go near Ichi the Killer Touchstone Pictures! I dare ya!

Opening a box o' pain if they did.

Although the cockney voice dubs over the original were genius, if not a bit misplaced, odd, funny as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 31 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard the dubs.
I've only ever seen most Japanese films with subs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Tale of Two Sisters :P cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Eugh... the remake was AWFUL D:
and changing the name doesn't disguise the fact it's a shameful uninspired piece of crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I mean, what is wrong with Hollywood?
They are ace in pointless but entertaining comedy, action, blockbusters etc. they don't have to do this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# They must think a large part of the Western world doesn't know about Japan.
The trick with Japanese horror isn't flashing a big monster on the screen or some psycho with a mask and knife; it builds up the tension so much it's almost unbearable, and that gets you so much better than, say, Jason Voorhees.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# It's a completely different type of horror - suspense, sparse sound effects, the build up of mood and tension.
Not just LOL LOOK WE DID THIS REALLY FAST AND LOUD, JUMPCUT A LOAD OF FLASHING IMAGES TOGETHER AND THREW BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I think a new category should be made, to encompass the travesties like Saw - probably the most pointless and unnecessarily graphic franchise I have yet to come across. I watched a 'making of' that had the production crew discussing the direction of the new film prior to storyboarding - what a bunch of cynical, arrogant cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Well films like Saw, Hostel etc are usually generalised into the "torture porn" sub-genre.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Point in case: Quatermass & the Pit.
Low budget British film that packs more tension into the event by showing less, thus extracting more as the viewer is more involved.

Your imagination can produce far better/worse horrors than a bloke Hollywood dressed up in a rubber suit. This is why Hammer Horror films still work today. Imply the threat with shadows and sound effects and let the audience do the rest.

5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 31 May 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Hollywood will not rest until every film ever made has been remade.
Speaking of which, Iron Man is showing its age a bit now, I think it's long overdue for an update
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# you mean, a way darker re-remake?
iron man begins? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Oh, apparently, they're remaking Total Recall, and Escape from New York.
I wish so much that I was lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# *head desk*
NOOOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# As long as they don't do 'LA'
It's probably impossible to make that worse :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# ^this hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:06, archived)
# haha
I wonder if Shockjaw is permanently linked with Flanbrew in a cup? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# like the helicopter/bridge/shark scene
No flanbase in a cup = FAKE!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# watch out! *dew dew*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 30 May 2011, 22:24, archived)