I did a bit of a double take when i saw 'cucumber victims will increase' on the bbc rss feed
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48,
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It all sounds like a bit of a low-budget interpretation of Day of the Triffids...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 31 May 2011, 12:52,
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It produces picture captions like
The Andalucian agriculture minister was keen to show her confidence in the region's cucumbers.
Which is ace.
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MisterPunch did it that way on,
Tue 31 May 2011, 13:15,
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