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# The end is nigh....


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(comrad3mike, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# this is why i only eat meat
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I don't like meat, but as animals insist on being such cunts, I make a point of eating them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I may have to appropriate this line to go along with the
gem from Frankie Boyle about 'The Vegetarian Option'

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I did a bit of a double take when i saw "cucumber victims will increase" on the bbc rss feed
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It all sounds like a bit of a low-budget interpretation of Day of the Triffids...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# It produces picture captions like
The Andalucian agriculture minister was keen to show her confidence in the region's cucumbers.

Which is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I did wonder how they kept a straight face
when the BBC's standard rambling nannying doctor said that it's mostly young women that have been affected...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# * Cucumbers are for inserting and not eating!
* Welcome Noob - Pull off a Chicken and Shop for kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
This is the only scientific explanation for how the ecoli got on the cucumbers to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I've always hated cucumber
Now, my hatred is justified.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# poor cucumbers
it's the f'in spanish that's to blame. I also hear that their chorizo has aids
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# are all cylindrical foods diseased?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# This one looks like it.
*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Yes
I believe leeks carry syphilis and arctic rolls have a heart condition
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# You'd think it'd be easy enough to get a list of what stuff they've been vending in that area of Germany
But as someone pointed out, possibly some of these veggies were imported in a manner that dodges taxes and then it's a pain to find out. Personally I think it's more than likely.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Funnily enough we have been discussing the topic of the Zombie Apocalype on FaceBook
In the coming Zombie Apocalypse what will your weapon of choice to defeat the zombie horde be?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I thought it started with a kiss

Cucumbers usually come in much later
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Arf... and that's how it will end...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:09, archived)