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# He looks very pleased with himself.....
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# cos he's kept it up for more than 4 seconds - a new personal best
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Before he shot his load all over her spaniel's ears?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# That's a euphemism I'm not familiar with.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Just checked urban dictionary.
Hahahahaha!
:D

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Tits like razor strops
And a cunt like a horse's collar I shouldn't wonder.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# And so he should
It's not every day one gets to sink one's teeth
into the Duchess of Wessex's arm
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Duchess of Cornwall shurely?
Edward's missus is Countess of Wessex

/relurks
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)