Polar bears are bastards. I saw one at the zoo once.
Great big grey thing with it's huge nose all flopping and lolling about - it nicked my bun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26,
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surprisingly big ears too
weird how they look nothing like their pictures
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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I misread quite a lot of things as "bum".
It makes a trip to the solicitor's a nightmare.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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